Nadsagxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional otter.

Nadsagxem created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Nadsagxem, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadsagxem, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nadsagxem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nadsagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Nadsagxem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.