Miphapdad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome chinchilla.

Miphapdad created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miphapdad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Miphapdad, it will come to you in dreams.

Miphapdad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Miphapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.