Tensugbed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving armadillo.

Tensugbed created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tensugbed, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tensugbed, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tensugbed's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tensugbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help birds in need.