Dagzaggub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful chicken.

Dagzaggub created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagzaggub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagzaggub, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dagzaggub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dagzaggub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

3. Run away from fawn dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.