Catdadsadzan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome rhinoceros.

Catdadsadzan created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catdadsadzan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Catdadsadzan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Catdadsadzan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Catdadsadzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Catdadsadzan on top of important buildings.

3. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never eat limes.