Bugdunyatt Fotnullegtom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable octopus.

Bugdunyatt Fotnullegtom created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdunyatt Fotnullegtom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugdunyatt Fotnullegtom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bugdunyatt Fotnullegtom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bugdunyatt Fotnullegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.