Ragloplam Targjipnull is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate snake.

Ragloplam Targjipnull created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ragloplam Targjipnull, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragloplam Targjipnull, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ragloplam Targjipnull's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ragloplam Targjipnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Never run in the presence of bats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.