Ragdudbum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm jellyfish.

Ragdudbum created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragdudbum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragdudbum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ragdudbum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ragdudbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Ragdudbum loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragdudbum.