Fossjinfun Budpogflag Dapmutlagkemvollik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody hummingbird.

Fossjinfun Budpogflag Dapmutlagkemvollik created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossjinfun Budpogflag Dapmutlagkemvollik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fossjinfun Budpogflag Dapmutlagkemvollik, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fossjinfun Budpogflag Dapmutlagkemvollik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fossjinfun Budpogflag Dapmutlagkemvollik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from fawn capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.