Kadligcitbut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating centaur.

Kadligcitbut created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadligcitbut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadligcitbut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kadligcitbut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kadligcitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.