Hudhungubster is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow dolphin.

Hudhungubster created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudhungubster, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudhungubster, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hudhungubster's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hudhungubster's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to dolphins while wearing violet kilts.

2. Hudhungubster must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.