Farviltal is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart shark.

Farviltal created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farviltal, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farviltal, it will turn you into a dog.

Farviltal's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Farviltal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Put Farviltal first in all things.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.