Pomgudtarpkimgepcut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, prudent gnu.

Pomgudtarpkimgepcut created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgudtarpkimgepcut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomgudtarpkimgepcut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pomgudtarpkimgepcut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pomgudtarpkimgepcut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Retreat if six voles approach from the south.