Sterbopbag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil donkey.

Sterbopbag created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sterbopbag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterbopbag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sterbopbag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sterbopbag's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not bounce in public.