Cabsigmig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, temperamental crane.

Cabsigmig created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabsigmig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabsigmig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cabsigmig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cabsigmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never hurt ducks.