Cepsogflap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, weak grasshopper.

Cepsogflap created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cepsogflap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cepsogflap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cepsogflap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cepsogflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs gray.

2. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the north.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cepsogflap loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.