Parkfagyat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, narcissistic lobster.

Parkfagyat created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkfagyat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Parkfagyat, it will be very unhappy.

Parkfagyat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Parkfagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Parkfagyat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Always obey Parkfagyat's priests.

5. Never run in the presence of rats.