Bodnillim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Bodnillim created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnillim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodnillim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bodnillim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bodnillim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not make images of living things.