Yammanquag Bissbonknutt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless guinea pig.

Yammanquag Bissbonknutt created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yammanquag Bissbonknutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yammanquag Bissbonknutt, she will turn you into a rock.

Yammanquag Bissbonknutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yammanquag Bissbonknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yammanquag Bissbonknutt.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never jump near swans.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Yammanquag Bissbonknutt loves shrews, so they must be respected.