Biflenlan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent fox.

Biflenlan created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biflenlan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Biflenlan, she will not care at all.

Biflenlan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Biflenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Run away from violet tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.