Armligwot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient troll.

Armligwot created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armligwot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Armligwot, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Armligwot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Armligwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Armligwot on top of all buildings.