Hudcamtit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless warg.

Hudcamtit created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcamtit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudcamtit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hudcamtit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hudcamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not laugh in public.