Bodrutrul is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful wolf.

Bodrutrul created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodrutrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bodrutrul, it will turn you into a mole.

Bodrutrul's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bodrutrul's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodrutrul.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.