Bankenmum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, clever toad.

Bankenmum created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bankenmum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bankenmum, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bankenmum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bankenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never skip in the presence of horses.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bankenmum on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.