Binvegrot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating pig.

Binvegrot created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binvegrot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binvegrot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Binvegrot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Binvegrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.