Fonnurhig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy hedgehog.

Fonnurhig created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnurhig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fonnurhig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fonnurhig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fonnurhig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fonnurhig three times a day.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Fonnurhig must be the most important thing in your life.