Pinhimdim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing dryad.

Pinhimdim created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinhimdim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinhimdim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pinhimdim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pinhimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near nematodes.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not take Pinhimdim's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.