Gomnatbelldit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest porpoise.

Gomnatbelldit created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gomnatbelldit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomnatbelldit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gomnatbelldit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gomnatbelldit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Do not chop down trees.