Flabranboghas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless dragon.

Flabranboghas created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabranboghas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flabranboghas, she will destroy your favourite star.

Flabranboghas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flabranboghas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never laugh near ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.