Madsindotjadtettirippag Yarpflaging is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty owl.

Madsindotjadtettirippag Yarpflaging created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madsindotjadtettirippag Yarpflaging, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madsindotjadtettirippag Yarpflaging, she will throw large rocks at you.

Madsindotjadtettirippag Yarpflaging's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Madsindotjadtettirippag Yarpflaging's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.