Konpopsin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless fish.

Konpopsin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Konpopsin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Konpopsin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Konpopsin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Konpopsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never feed pineapples to turtles while wearing violet kilts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.