Quimnilhen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive dove.

Quimnilhen created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Quimnilhen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quimnilhen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quimnilhen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quimnilhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Quimnilhen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.