Armfithigyokligwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, staggering fly.

Armfithigyokligwee created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armfithigyokligwee, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armfithigyokligwee, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Armfithigyokligwee's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Armfithigyokligwee's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not chop down trees.