Lambummip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast narwhal.

Lambummip created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lambummip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lambummip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lambummip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lambummip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lambummip first in all things.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about nebulae.