Tagsakfar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humorless bat.

Tagsakfar created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tagsakfar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagsakfar, he will send you a sign.

Tagsakfar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tagsakfar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Tagsakfar on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never paint your neck yellow.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.