Sawhatnurcisskemgom is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental
ferret.
Sawhatnurcisskemgom created dark matter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sawhatnurcisskemgom, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sawhatnurcisskemgom, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Sawhatnurcisskemgom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Sawhatnurcisskemgom's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Respect your elders.