Fetdodhak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud bat.

Fetdodhak created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdodhak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fetdodhak, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fetdodhak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fetdodhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Hide if six gulls approach from the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat bread.