Dunvinhun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest faun.

Dunvinhun created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dunvinhun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunvinhun, it will turn you into a snail.

Dunvinhun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dunvinhun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about corn.