Mumcussbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, generous warg.

Mumcussbiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Mumcussbiss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumcussbiss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mumcussbiss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mumcussbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Never look at planets.