Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent slug.

Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat, it will strike you with lightening.

Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if five sheep approach from the west.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Put Fligyokspagkiphatjenwat first in all things.