Basslogdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair hedgehog.

Basslogdib created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basslogdib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Basslogdib, she will strike you with lightening.

Basslogdib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Basslogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the south.

3. Run away from turquoise whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help birds in need.