Taggupnurlbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient badger.

Taggupnurlbug created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taggupnurlbug, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Taggupnurlbug, it will be very unhappy.

Taggupnurlbug's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Taggupnurlbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.