Rakgighomcep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate butterfly.

Rakgighomcep created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgighomcep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakgighomcep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rakgighomcep's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Rakgighomcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Put Rakgighomcep first in all things.