Jarnsakfigdutfethatragbin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Jarnsakfigdutfethatragbin created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnsakfigdutfethatragbin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarnsakfigdutfethatragbin, it will ignore you.

Jarnsakfigdutfethatragbin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jarnsakfigdutfethatragbin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not sing in public.