Tit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered crane.

Tit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.