Hubnuttlibcap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking cow.

Hubnuttlibcap created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubnuttlibcap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hubnuttlibcap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hubnuttlibcap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hubnuttlibcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Hubnuttlibcap first in all things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your arms.