Vonkgedhot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective sheep.

Vonkgedhot created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkgedhot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonkgedhot, she will laugh at you.

Vonkgedhot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vonkgedhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Vonkgedhot loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Run away if eight goats approach from the east.