Vindanfotcitfidwap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, able goblin.

Vindanfotcitfidwap created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vindanfotcitfidwap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vindanfotcitfidwap, she will come to you in dreams.

Vindanfotcitfidwap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vindanfotcitfidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.