Gedmigbonksabfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish dryad.

Gedmigbonksabfarn created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gedmigbonksabfarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gedmigbonksabfarn, she will curse you with boils.

Gedmigbonksabfarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gedmigbonksabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the north.