Lityogyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, generous mongoose.

Lityogyatt created life two years ago.

If you believe in Lityogyatt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lityogyatt, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lityogyatt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lityogyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.